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yep.
aren't they all funny D:

How do you get a baby out of a blender?
YOU MAKE SALSA

How do you get the Salsa out of the bowl?
WITH DORITOS

What's the Difference betweena baby and an onionm?
I CRY WHEN I CHOP AN ONION

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
I CAN NOT GARGLE GRAVEL!

Thank you.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?

Okay.
Blond Joke: So there was a Brunette doing jumping jacks on a train track. She was saying "21, 21, 21" right? Then A Blonde comes up and starts doing jumping jacks with her. A Train starts to come. The brunette leaves. The blonde is still going. The blonde gets hit. The brunette goes back on the track and continues exercising saying "22, 22, 22, 22".

Dead babies: How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? (i will do more, but this is a 2 part joke, and then i will do more.

I heard a really funny blond joke at school, if you wanna hear it.
OH AND I HAVE A TON OF DEAD BABY JOKES.

I know it's kilogram, but I am a dumb american :D
well i am a good student, but idk that sorry D:

I don't know kilos D:.

Yeah, I suppose that's true.

But I think I tend to have short replies to everything.
Like... someone could write me a short novel and I'd respond with just a few sentences. xD;;

I should get out of that habit so that I can earn more gold.
(And generate more discussion, I guess~)

yea D:

i love menewsha for everything fits haha.
*hates being nude*

Oh, sorry, it's 1k for both a main and a mule account put together.
If I'm rushing to get gold for someone, I will get the maximum amount from both accounts to speed things up. :)

Oh wow, you must post really long messages then. I post a lot, but most of my posts tend to be shorter, so I don't really earn much gold from them. D: