I don't know if you noticed, but the lineup has changed a bit for Lilith in Philadelphia. For the better, I think. Not for ticket sales so much, since Kelly Clarkson (who is a big name) pulled out, but...
But a storm was quickly approaching the peaceful island of Menewsha.
The evil jelly, her fists tight with rage, would not stand and endure the slight of King being stolen from her. No, the Precious would soon be her's again. But the good fairy CK held King in her protection and she was guarded by powerful magics.
So jelly sent her flying ferret, Howdy, to see juru, the neutral fairy of the south-west, to ask her to join in her campaign to recapture the Precious. But juru had her hands tied, fighting off the cannibalistic Canadian nubcakes. En route back to jelly's volcano lair, Howdy was captured by Belleh, the dominatrix dairy maid of the north-west.
jelly, even more incensed at losing her faithful ferret, mounted her jet-powered weed whacker and flew to CK's enchanted gumdrop meadow[slash]used pony emporium.
"Return me my PRECIOUS!" jelly screamed, causing the eardrums of chipmunks everywhere to implode.
But CK had been anticipating this attack. She threw jelly's silica gel packet collection, conveniently placed there earlier in the day by some... gnome or some other shit, into the ocean. jelly let out a deafening roar and instantly became possessed by the Miami Sound Machine. The rhythm... had got her.
Once upon a time in mid 2008 there was a little person named King walking the streets of Menewsha. A mysterious cloaked mistress names Jellysundae picked him up and offered a warm home in return for...favors. This little King spent his days slaving away over reports and site issues only to become tired. Then a magic fairy named CK kidnapped this King and put him into EC.
Sadly this King could not stay on staff, so he resigned. Fast forward to mid 2010 and this King was back on staff!
Lol, so it's been a while. Hmm, what is Jenny worth? How much are you looking to sell her for? xD
The name's Brandon! I am in fact male, despite popular belief. Fancy that!
I love to read and write. I find science articles fun to read, although I don't like science that much. I type random conversations with weirdos like you more than I write. Yeah, I'm full of surprises. And contradictions. Can't forget those.
I'll be headed to college in the Fall (assuming you're reading this in 2010, and not, say, 1837). I plan on majoring in either Communications or Education. I'd love to become a college professor, or, uh... something else. Other than professorship, I've really no idea.
I love chatting up a [rather crazy] storm with people I enjoy being around. Stop by my thread 'SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES!' sometime, yes? The regulars and I enjoy new faces, especially when they're as absurd as our own.
My other homes are the Quest and Media forums. If you can't find me anywhere, I'm probably whoring out the visitor messages to random strangers.
I love you all, now stop stalking me and reading about me. Weird ass.
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