Bartimaeus's Profile
Last Activity: 11-01-2010 02:12 AM
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About Me
- About Bartimaeus
- Biography
- To write out even a small portion of my biography would simply be wasting time- not only would it take you humans several years to read it, but it would be pointless for me to write it out because there's no way that you mortals would be able to appreciate all of the daring feats that a dashing Djinni with a productive five thousand year career like myself have done.
But despite that, I suppose I can give you a few details.
I am a dashing Djinni who has a productive career of getting into tight spaces and getting back out. Despite what some more jealous folk- like Ascoble- might say, I am admirable, out going and always willing to do the right thing for the greater good- the greater good being myself, of course. I mean honestly, unless you're talking about Nauda or some other spirit whom even Afrits dare not breathe the name of, who else could be the greater good? You? Humans? Pfha! You're always managing to offend the wrong people and muss up even the best of relationships. You're always getting on the wrong side of the wrong people- your magicians wouldn't be able to do squat without us spirits! I mean really. You are not the greater good. Lesser good, perhaps. After Imps and Foliots, I suppose. But definitely not a greater good. - Location
- The Other Place
- Interests
- Annoying the various magicians that decided to take it upon themselves to summon me to this dismal place that you humans reside on.
- Occupation
- Djinni of the highest stature.
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Signature
- "I am Sahkr al-Jinni, N'gorso the Mighty and the Serpent of Silver Plumes! I have rebuilt the walls of Uruk, Karnak, and Prague. I am Bartimaeus! I recognize no master, so I charge you in turn, boy. Who are you to summon me?"
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