I know! And he doesn't even share the cookies with us. I mean, if you think about it...he's a fat old guy in a suit that goes around sneaking into people's houses and classifying children as 'naughty' and such. That's pretty sick XD
Deer once ruled the world, you know. We were a beautiful, graceful, peaceful race...until a fat old white guy in a red suit enslaved us and made us fly around the whole freaking WORLD.