...I'm kind of reluctant to do this because I KNOW for sure that whatever comes out is going to SUCK. I'm going to be writing for word count, not story quality. XD And since I'm a perfectionist, that means I don't want anyone reading it unless I actually feel it's readable.
So in other words, it's not you, it's me (wow, sounds like we're breaking up). I hope you don't mind. O__o;;;