Alduina's Profile

Pickles?

I'm your father? D:

No you're not!
You're leaving me to work the streets and earn us some monies, like a good little hoe. D':<

Like you!

ROFL.
So true!
He pisses me off.
I remember seeing some video of him coming on some talk show in this leopard dress thing. It was so effin' weird.
There's gay, and then there's HIM. I'm all for transexuals, transgenders, and everything else, but... Him? No thanks, I'd rather have him dead than on this planet. D:<

What the hell is a Chris cracker?
Does he mean Chris Crocker, that creepy blonde man-whore who posted all those vids about Britney Spears and such?
:shock:

PFFT, SCREW HIM!
-chains you to an elephant-
You're mine now! 8-)
And Mr. Elephant's but we'll discuss that later.

Oh yeah? Since when have I NOT been business in need of attending to? ;o
It's okay, I'll lock the door and draw the blinds... And probably pee first, too, because I kinda have to go. D:
;)

-gropes your chest hair-
BABY! 8D You hath returrrned to me~ :heart:

I'll miss you, Sidhe2! :'(
I bet you'll be left to rot for the next ~8 months. >w>