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  1. Snowberry
    11-09-2019 11:40 PM
    Snowberry
    I am bringing the all milkshakes right now...outside...in the yard!!!! -hauls extra large blender and hastily pours in ice cream and fixins-
  2. hummy
    04-30-2019 01:34 AM
    hummy

    often in my thoughts 💙

  3. Facade
    04-23-2019 04:34 AM
    Facade
    Well they can SAY IT TO MAH FACE.

    -tickles a nickel-
  4. Facade
    03-30-2019 03:40 PM
    Facade
    Poot sum cloves awn.
  5. Cardinal Biggles
    02-18-2019 10:52 PM
    Cardinal Biggles
    Thank you!
  6. ghostPastry
    02-15-2019 06:24 AM
    ghostPastry



  7. ghostPastry
    02-10-2019 05:47 PM
    ghostPastry
    this reminds me of you so much

  8. Facade
    02-09-2019 02:05 AM
    Facade
    LEAVE MY PERENNIALS ALONE.

    I left the annuals out for you, you aged wildebeest.
  9. Shadami
    02-01-2019 05:28 AM
    Shadami
    Thank you Howdy. :)
  10. Suona
    01-28-2019 09:24 PM
    Suona

About Me

  • About Captain Howdy
    Biography
    I was born in a log cabin on the desert plains of Saskatchewan. My mother was a coal miner. My father was Aqua Man. We kept him in a tank in my backyard. I didn't spend much time with him cause I would drown.

    My favorite thing to do as a child was astral projecting to Finland and eavesdropping on conversations. I can't understand the language, but i'd pretend they were saying something vastly profound and that I was somehow a part of history.

    My dog died while I was at camp. He wasn't old or anything. He was in a shoot out with the cops. My dog ran with a tough crowd. His name was Mittens.

    So this one time... Me and Bobby Greely were out down by the railroad tracks and he said, "Do you want to see a dead body?" And I was like, "Oh hell yeah." And so he bludgeoned himself with a rock. And I was like, "Aw, do it again." ... But he didn't say anything.

    *spins* How does this work? I really... don't know.
    Location
    In a hollow tree, where I make cookies.
    Interests
    Reading to Orphans and Deep Tongue Kissing Hobos
    Occupation
    I am a burden to society.
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  • Join Date: 02-25-2008

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