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One day, you bring an idea or item(s) to show to your friends. But it was totally the wrong time to tell or show.

For example:

Jose: Watch. When I get home, I am going to have fine girls! Why? Because I have some beast Jays!
Kelly(his sister): Yeah, whatever.
~Hours later~
Jose: -Runs through door, panting and shoeless-
Kelly: What happened?
Jose: I forgot I had gym.(Panting) Told friend he can wear my shoes, if I can borrow his shoes.(Coughing) Bullies came after him and me, while trading.(More panting) They stole my shoes!

[FONT="Georgia"][B]Have you ever imagined something to happen, but it went in the total opposite direction?

For example:
~Amy's imagination~
Everyone stands to the side in awe.
Jake: Wow, she's awesome.
Lilly: I know I wish I can be HER bestie.
James(her crush):Amy. Would you like to go to the dance with me?
~Reality~
Amy suddenly fell to the ground.
Jake: Move it, loser!
Lilly: (Giggling) Yeah, loser! (More giggling)
James: (Steps around her, rushing to practice.) [/B][/FONT]

[FONT="Georgia"][B]Imagine if in one of a million, there is some kind of creature that will only grant you 1 wish. You would have think of want you want, what you have to do in order to be granted a wish, and how to be specific.

For example:
Creature: I will grant grant you one wish. There are no catches. Be careful of what you wish for.

Eve: I want real pale skin tone.

~Poof. She died. In the end, she got her wish. Pale skin.~[/B][/FONT]

[FONT="Georgia"][B][/B][/FONT]Heh. In most people, when autumn or winter comes, their skin color gets paler. I am one of those people. So combine that, with my talent of coming and going like a ghost. Yeah, I lost count of how many people I scared.

[FONT="Georgia"][B] You wake up, and probably think the day is going to go like every other day. But, it is a bad day. What would you do if something bad happened?

For example: Tim tripped. Everybody laughed. He picked himself up, shrugged, and continued walking.
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