But, hasn't seeing it swelled your bosom with renewed vim and the vigor of youth?!
That's what that shady salesman who sold it to me swore it would do!
Where did you think the term hysteria came from? See Freud and his wandering uterus theory. Fabulous man, that Siggy...He knew...SO LITTLE about women.
But it was beautiful in how terrible it was. Or at least it was once, it probably wouldn't stand up to multiple rewatchings... But it was all worth it for the ridiculous moment when the guy got castrated by a bayonet and his junk went flying into the pool...
What about Teenagers from Outer Space? That's a better terrible movie.
I was searching the net, looking at baby pics to help Belly with her wandering uterus syndrome....and found your pic next to a sweet little old lady...Funny, she looked kinda...Pale...And was asleep...I hope she's okay...
I was born in a log cabin on the desert plains of Saskatchewan. My mother was a coal miner. My father was Aqua Man. We kept him in a tank in my backyard. I didn't spend much time with him cause I would drown.
My favorite thing to do as a child was astral projecting to Finland and eavesdropping on conversations. I can't understand the language, but i'd pretend they were saying something vastly profound and that I was somehow a part of history.
My dog died while I was at camp. He wasn't old or anything. He was in a shoot out with the cops. My dog ran with a tough crowd. His name was Mittens.
So this one time... Me and Bobby Greely were out down by the railroad tracks and he said, "Do you want to see a dead body?" And I was like, "Oh hell yeah." And so he bludgeoned himself with a rock. And I was like, "Aw, do it again." ... But he didn't say anything.
*spins* How does this work? I really... don't know.
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