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  1. hummy
    02-19-2019 01:14 AM

    No that's gonna be messy to wash out 🦄
  2. hummy
    02-19-2019 01:06 AM

    *Quadruple astrik blower*
  3. Cardinal Biggles
    02-16-2019 03:37 AM
    Cardinal Biggles
    So like, I’m involved in the local museum yeah? And as a result I ended up in the worst sentence I’ve ever been part of: “Alexandra says we can sell the dead baby photos”
  4. PapillonCameo
    02-13-2019 02:52 AM
    You too!
  5. Risque
    02-10-2019 04:24 AM
    thanks for the public service announcement
  6. Captain Howdy
    02-08-2019 05:56 AM
    Captain Howdy
    *fondles your perennials*
  7. SesshysMiko
    02-07-2019 04:29 AM
    I'm sorry this is literally a year late, but thank you!!! <3
  8. X---AznCo0ki3
    02-04-2019 08:10 PM
    *pours water on you* keke
  9. Antagonist
    01-25-2019 11:55 AM
    ...Thanks?? o Ao;;
  10. Captain Howdy
    01-25-2019 11:00 AM
    Captain Howdy
    *donates your gold lamé panties to the Liberace museum*

About Me

  • About Facade
    The name's Brandon! I am in fact male, despite popular belief. Fancy that!

    I love to read and write. I find science articles fun to read, although I don't like science that much. I type random conversations with weirdos like you more than I write. Yeah, I'm full of surprises. And contradictions. Can't forget those.

    I'll be headed to college in the Fall (assuming you're reading this in 2010, and not, say, 1837). I plan on majoring in either Communications or Education. I'd love to become a college professor, or, uh... something else. Other than professorship, I've really no idea.

    I love chatting up a [rather crazy] storm with people I enjoy being around. Stop by my thread 'SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES!' sometime, yes? The regulars and I enjoy new faces, especially when they're as absurd as our own.

    My other homes are the Quest and Media forums. If you can't find me anywhere, I'm probably whoring out the visitor messages to random strangers.

    I love you all, now stop stalking me and reading about me. Weird ass.
    (Leave me comments. I respond.)

    User #6355
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Writing, reading, language, philosophy, interesting articles, mythology, culture.
    College Freshman
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    "Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!"


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  • Last Activity: 03-06-2019 12:27 AM
  • Join Date: 05-25-2007


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