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  1. Ava The Vampire
    01-13-2019 10:22 PM
    Ava The Vampire
    *wipes up the oil*
  2. Kry
    01-08-2019 11:11 AM
    Thanks. Happy new year to you too.
  3. Captain Howdy
    01-08-2019 08:10 AM
    Captain Howdy
    And I take back my vote nominating your St. Olaf Woman of the Year!
  4. Woodlandnymph
    01-08-2019 12:02 AM
    You preggered it up! Take responsibility for it!

    *Drinks all the wine and plots murder with the murder of kitties*

    We have a few bottles of wine laying around and just the one kitty!
  5. ghostPastry
    01-07-2019 11:40 PM
    also i fucking LOVE Freckle, and you remind me a lot of them.
  6. ghostPastry
    01-07-2019 11:40 PM
    idk if i'm the one who introduced you, but i am OBSESSED with Brian Jordan Alvarez, so by proxy i am also obsessed with Caleb Gallo.
  7. ghostPastry
    01-07-2019 11:27 PM
    not my nachos. :'(
  8. ghostPastry
    01-07-2019 09:48 PM
  9. Captain Howdy
    01-07-2019 09:29 PM
    Captain Howdy
    *sigh* I wish I could. She's in the Witness Protection Program now. She witnessed a violent drive-by butter churn beating done by the Amish mafia and had to go into hiding.

    And thanks. ;D
  10. ghostPastry
    01-07-2019 08:06 PM
    oh, Face. you always know just what to say.

About Me

  • About Facade
    The name's Brandon! I am in fact male, despite popular belief. Fancy that!

    I love to read and write. I find science articles fun to read, although I don't like science that much. I type random conversations with weirdos like you more than I write. Yeah, I'm full of surprises. And contradictions. Can't forget those.

    I'll be headed to college in the Fall (assuming you're reading this in 2010, and not, say, 1837). I plan on majoring in either Communications or Education. I'd love to become a college professor, or, uh... something else. Other than professorship, I've really no idea.

    I love chatting up a [rather crazy] storm with people I enjoy being around. Stop by my thread 'SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES!' sometime, yes? The regulars and I enjoy new faces, especially when they're as absurd as our own.

    My other homes are the Quest and Media forums. If you can't find me anywhere, I'm probably whoring out the visitor messages to random strangers.

    I love you all, now stop stalking me and reading about me. Weird ass.
    (Leave me comments. I respond.)

    User #6355
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Writing, reading, language, philosophy, interesting articles, mythology, culture.
    College Freshman
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    "Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!"


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  • Join Date: 05-25-2007


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