D.J. Dead's Profile

Hmmmm. Seems to be a popular CI.

Would you like one of the new CI's? Call it thanks for participation in my Halloween thread.

Yes. That diesel fuel makes the soles of one's shoes slippery. And it being toxic, it doesn't smell so great.

Sometimes my shoes are clean.

I'll bet he wears dirty boots, drives an '07 Pete, and calls all the ladies, "hun".

I'm a mean ole nasty truck driver.

I don't either, except that I was in the driver's lounge.

The Pop Tart deal was lyrics from a silly episode of Family Guy.

Just kidding about that one. Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so frickin good. If you haven't put butter on a Pop Tart, then I think you should.

Or a butter milkshake made with real butter.