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I bet you're diarrheaing all over the fine porcelain throne on the chapel altar like a slooooooot.

NO, I'D BE RICH AND HAPPY. D:<

-throws baby formula at your femur-

No, you die and I get rich.

That's not my problem. If he really were an emperor then he should've gotten that covered in his insurance plan.

I won't die, I'm immortal. I'll just eat the llama.

Don't go chasing waterfalls, you hoe.

WHOA WHOA WHOA.

I may have pockets, but I keep the pus in the cuticles where it belongs.

That's because I insisted she go back to school to keep her skills relevant.

You puce little placenta!

YOUR MOM IS SAFE.

I'M ETERNALLY TIRED TOO!

There must be a remedy out there for us... I mean, unless we're cured it'll be hard to take over the world.