Finnian's Profile

Psst. The things are bodies. Don't tell mom. Or the cops.

Just not in the closet. That's where I hide.... things.

You're my favourite hobo. <3 (Don't tell Oni)

I've been gone for years, what do you want from me?!

I'll pay you 3.5k though, since no one wants to get rid of it. <3

Doin' Time. 'Cause it would be no surprise I'd be in jail. Hopefully you've got enough gold for bail. <3

Hey you! You have an item for sale in your shop that I want. Where is my lovers discount?!

I'm liking your avatar right now. 'Twas good for a chortle.

And puns. Don't forget puns.

WOO~ You're attractive again. <3

I love you only for your looks, baby.