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  1. Facade
    03-15-2024 05:50 AM
  2. ghostPastry
    01-10-2023 05:25 PM
    *serenades you from outside your window with the songs of days of yore*
  3. hummy
    01-09-2023 10:09 PM

    happy 2023
  4. ghostPastry
    01-05-2023 01:20 AM
    happy birthday, old man!

  5. Suona
    01-14-2022 09:18 PM
    Hope you're well, old man. Wish the site would get sorted. We all miss your wry humor.
  6. hummy
    12-16-2021 11:08 PM

    hope you & yours are well.
    *squishes s'mores *
    happy holidays

  7. hummy
    11-17-2020 10:50 AM

    *leaves pile'o whipped cream *

  8. hummy
    08-15-2020 12:14 AM

  9. hummy
    07-15-2020 09:20 PM

    *leaves cinnamon coffee cake*
  10. Facade
    01-29-2020 02:37 PM
    -pees in your apple juice-

About Me

  • About Captain Howdy
    I was born in a log cabin on the desert plains of Saskatchewan. My mother was a coal miner. My father was Aqua Man. We kept him in a tank in my backyard. I didn't spend much time with him cause I would drown.

    My favorite thing to do as a child was astral projecting to Finland and eavesdropping on conversations. I can't understand the language, but i'd pretend they were saying something vastly profound and that I was somehow a part of history.

    My dog died while I was at camp. He wasn't old or anything. He was in a shoot out with the cops. My dog ran with a tough crowd. His name was Mittens.

    So this one time... Me and Bobby Greely were out down by the railroad tracks and he said, "Do you want to see a dead body?" And I was like, "Oh hell yeah." And so he bludgeoned himself with a rock. And I was like, "Aw, do it again." ... But he didn't say anything.

    *spins* How does this work? I really... don't know.
    In a hollow tree, where I make cookies.
    Reading to Orphans and Deep Tongue Kissing Hobos
    I am a burden to society.
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  • Join Date: 02-25-2008


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