Inc'est la Vie's Profile

Inc'est la Vie's Profile

Last Activity: 02-14-2019 06:32 AM

Visitor Messages

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01-06-2015 03:55 AM
hummy

mulie♥bday lurves
01-05-2014 02:10 PM
hummy

happy birthday!
♥
01-28-2013 11:01 PM
Risque

Anytime buddy
12-20-2010 03:14 AM
BellyButton

Oh-ho! I'm afraid, no.. Such things are just not possible on this planet -- not even all the way up here at the north pole! But don't fret, kind lady - I've got you down for an XBox360 that's been modified to act as a kleenex dispenser. There will be no red ring of death around your nose-holes this year, as it's filled with only the softest 12-layer aloe-infused tissues!!
12-20-2010 01:53 AM
HamletSpamlet

I caught that crummy bastard trying to look up my skirts! Says he doesn't believe I'm "all woman". Pff! He had it coming.
10-21-2010 03:42 AM
Snowberry

::rofl: Your about me section is a treat! XD
10-19-2010 12:48 AM
CK

At least he lets you out every once in awhile and lets you talk! Sometimes. :D
10-18-2010 11:10 PM
CK

Omg. Inc'est changed her outfit. :o
10-18-2010 10:12 PM
jellysundae

OI! No snide comments about my marksmanship!
10-18-2010 05:51 PM
Facade

Mhm, yeah. Pretty much.

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About Me

About Inc'est la Vie

Biography

Avatar Gender: Female
Actual Gender: *checks pants* Male ;D
Real Name: Sir Sedgwick von Scooterpie III, Esq.
Hebrew Name: Hyam Bernstein
Japanese Name: Matsumoto Hideki
Drag Name: Velveeta Jackson
Street Name: Nickels
Porn Name: Rod Strongo
Age: 89 years young
Date of Birth: January 5, 1919
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 99 lbs.
Hair Color: Chartreus
Eye Color: Yellow
Distinguishable Marks: Prehensile tail, birthmark shaped like Barbara Walters on my ass.
Super Power: The ability to magically recaffeinate decaffeinated coffee.
Personality: Sweet and demure. I'm like a fuckin' gentle flower. *farts*
History: I was born in the steamy jungles of Northern Wisconsin. My mother was a corporate lawyer. My father was a crack whore. I have many fond memories of my dad offering to orally service my friends for a dollar.
Criminal Record: 2002 - Operating an elevator without a licence. 2004 - Hit and run with a golf cart. 2007 - Impersonation of a Milkman.
Fav. Food: Marshmallow Peeps smothered in country gravy.
Fav. Movie: Hairy Peter and the Prisoner of Asskaspank.
Fav. TV Show: The Mother Teresa Smile Time Variety Hour (God, she could sing.)
Fav. Book: Unnecessary Surgery for Dummies
Fav. Holiday: Bastille Day
Fav. Band: Stabbing Queen (Death metal ABBA cover band)
Fav. Color: Black (Don't tell me it's not a color. I don't care.)
Fav. city to wake up in naked and covered in blood: Des Moine
Family Ties actor i'd trust my life with: Tina Yothers. (I just know Meredith Baxter Birney would double cross me so fast.)
How I would like to die: In a vat of honey dressed like Pooh Bear.
Past Incarnation: Alexander the Great's fluffer
Currently Stalking: Ann B. Davis, TV's Alice from the Brady Bunch
Where I go when I dream: Somewhere dark and scary but that smells like muffins. :)
Future Dream: To cure all diseases... or get a pony
Motto: Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a sledgehammer's so much quicker.

Location

The Land of Bunnies, Rainbows and Accidental Decapitations.

Interests

Solving crimes with a talking marmoset.

Occupation

MULE : D
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