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[SIZE="2"][FONT="Tahoma"]Over the years I've watched a lot of Law&Order so I feel as if I've been wizened to the evils of the world. I'm also fairly sure I've learned how to be one of the anons that stumbles across a body at the beginning of the episode instead of the body that is stumbled upon by a hapless passer by. [aka minding my own business] With these great gifts L&O plus internet access has given me is an acute sense of paranoia. So when I hear a siren start up I immediately grab w/e is closest with internet access and go to my nearest news website and this is where I realize internet≠news if what ever crime has been committed is big enough it'll be on the website in at least an hour after I hear the sirens start but most likely I won't hear anything about it at all. This is also when I realize that OKC news people aren't ambulance chasers nor are they from His Girl Friday. So they just chase tornadoes and don't talk like 1940's news reporters .__. sucks.

In unrelated sucky news I've been sick. Now generally I'm not to terribly healthy in my choices of food/drink but when I'm sick I try to be. Which means being hydrated because I heard somewhere that when you're sick you're supposed to stay hydrated. With hydration comes pee. A lot of pee. If there's one thing I hate more than hot water and orange juice it's getting up from my cozy warm bed/slumber/medicated stupor and going in to the bathroom with it's cold seat and even colder floors. XD The other day I had to pee so I got up walked across the slightly warm worn in wooden floor got to the bathroom door and didn't need to go anymore until I put my little foot on the freezing tile ... I nearly pissed myself it was so cold. lol
Oh year and in the week 1/2 the boyfriend and I have been sick we've gone through two 1/2 cases of bottled water.

Also .. I hate American Idol and pretty much everything the girls wore in the first live show. The first girl was sewn in to her dress. SEWN. IN. It wasn't sexy though [b/c I so know you're thinking about Sandy and Grease LOL] The top was all lacy black and came off as matronly while I couldn't figure out if the bottom half was a skirt or dress shorts :\ it was that awkward length where you're not sure if they know how short it is or if you should pull them aside and whisper that their ass is showing. First girl≠Tina Turner. The girl that sang Alicia Keys makes me wish she was Alicia Keys because AK annoys me with her presence no matter how much of a wonderful singer/songwriter/person she is XD she's my female Bono.
OMG the girl that murdered "I wanna Hold Your Hand" makes me think of the friend from The Secret Life of the American Teenager lmao.

Lost makes me want to punch cabbage patch babies and kick unicorns. [even though both of those things would hurt me more which I suppose is the point I'm trying to make.]

Dominoes you are one expensive, unruly, and truly hateful company but damn I love your pizza also you make me wish I could get some life shortening Anthony's Pizza.

Sorry if this is hard to follow and for the grammar I fail at English as a first language as well as coherent thought process.

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[B][COLOR="palevioletred"]is what this blog is now full of
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sepia makes me look jaundice.
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it's over?
[I can make ugly faces. lawl ... I just straightened my hair right after I got out of the shower and this is how it looks the other ones were taken after I straightened it again.]

well here's my dog ... he sleeps on the back of the couch in front of the window like a cat.
He was curled up in a cute little ball but he felt the eye of the camera on him and decided to act all disgruntled.
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and here he is being overly offended because I disturbed his snoring.
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[FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][COLOR="palevioletred"]lemons and things sounds like linens and things :lol:

Anyways I keep seeing, in peoples signatures, "When Life gives you lemons [insert weird thing here]"
Now I just thought about it but who in the hell came up with this ... and people can not have always just liked lemonade
so I thought wouldn't it make more sense [and be more fun] if it were rocks instead of lemons ...
you see with rocks you can throw them at people, build houses, dam rivers, build a mountain over a molehill, and keep me from having to type lemons because I keep spelling it "lemonds" with is a highly acidic hybrid between lemons and almonds that slowly burns out the insides of anyone dumb enough to confuse it for a macadamia nut.

That's all I really have to say about that.
Other than: I thought this would be longer.
a sentiment usually reserved for the bedroom not blogs but it doesn't matter because it's over now.
Bye.

RyaLee

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