I'm sorry about what I said andy. I didn't mean to make it seem like I was taunting you. I wasn't. I was just messing with you and joking around. I will be honest and say I am one of the ones who got upset when she told me about what happened but I didn't mean to make you feel taunted. I was trying to start up a convo since you wouldn't be in the call. I am trying to get better about stuff like that because I know somethings I say come off crueler than I mean for them to. Again, sorry I made you feel like I was being a royal bitch.
Okay, hang on...this one's a blonde joke, and just to make it clear Wolfie has nothing against blondes, she just likes the joke.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were all sitting together talking. All three were pregnant. The redhead says "I know my baby is going to be a boy, because I was on top." The brunette says "Well my baby's going to be a girl, because my boyfriend was on top." Suddenly, the blonde bursts into tears, and when asked what the problem is, she replied "Oh no my baby's gonna be a puppy!"
Not everyone gets this one at first, but just think about it.
lol. luckily I had some veggie soup and i ate that and i feel better now. I think i just had eaten too much wheat and grain because i looked it up and too much grain and wheat can give you an upset stomach and i ate nothing but wheat yesterday.
Yeah our hospital is a piece of shit. They said she had UTI but that wouldn't have made her entire body go numb and make her continuously puke. We think it was food poisoning cause she said some chicken she ate the day before was pink. She is fine now though. Now it is my turn lol. I woke up with the stomach bug.
Pleasure and salutations, I am Andy Pimms. That is not my real name, but it is a title I've been called so much, I claim it as my own. Let's get the usual stuff out of the way: Though I do not normally classify myself in a religion, as I'm still searching for one that fits, I am often classified as a LaVeyan Satanist. This is not entirely incorrect, though I will deny any talk that I am a demon summoner, I only believe in the core philosophy. I embrace change and conflict as a natural force in the world, and though it may not seem like such, I am a very loyal man. If you mean me and my friends no harm, than you will have no problems from me. I am always welcome to talk to people about anything, just ask.
Location
Illinois, District 10, Gryffindor
Interests
Computers and Gameing. Also I love to read.
Occupation
Unemployed
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"The power to cause pain is the only power that matters. The power to kill and destroy. Because if you can't kill, then you are always subject to those who can. And nothing and no-one will ever save you"