The Wandering Poet's Profile

I... no, thanks. Those wouldn't pretty or nice natured babies.

Well, you and the Internet has a certain point there, but in that case, we have aquatic unicorns, too, they're called narwhals.
And of course, their natures are very different from the myth ones.

I... never really cared for them. >.> ._. Just like I don't ever recall believing in Santa Claus.

I... I don't know what to believe to anymore!

.... o_O You were the old guy with cane that sold me this???

So they just need to make it stronger, hm.... >.>

And apparently, no one has come up with anti-ninja/trolling formula, since this one obviously is fake, too.

Pretty much so. Works out good for them, doesn't it? :/

Because they make sure their product is actually good so they can get the glory of being the best eventually? Hm, that's a solid advice... But rarely anyone has the guts to advertise their product as 2nd best, and what if there is only one producer? Dx

.... Ohh no, so much for 'the best anti-ninja/trolling spray there is'. I paid good money for it, too!