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- About DariaMorgendorfer
- Biography
- I went to Lawndale high school years ago and was in an MTV reality show (some may call it a cartoon) based on myself. After cancellation (damn the man!) I decided to jaunt on over here to Menewsha where I now reside.
- Location
- Hell, come on in, the water's hot!
- Interests
- sarcasm, dark humor, mischief, collecting shiny baubles.
- Occupation
- cartoon
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My mom had 3 fabulously bad ideas I put the kabash on tonight.
First, roast my bro and his future wife at their rehersal dinner. The future wife is NOT someone who takes jokes well....AT ALL.
Second, my mom wants to come to "visit" when I have my arm surgery. So not only will I be hot and miserable, and in a cast...but I will be forced to watch bad reality TV while she annoys the living crap out of myself and my husband.
Third, that I should go hunting around the malls and kitch shops in this state to buy my Dad moccasins for father's day. I don't have time for this, I don't have my dad around for proper shoe sizing, and I already gave my Dad a Nolan Ryan signed and dated baseball for his birthday/christmas/fathers day. SO NO!
End of story.
First, roast my bro and his future wife at their rehersal dinner. The future wife is NOT someone who takes jokes well....AT ALL.
Second, my mom wants to come to "visit" when I have my arm surgery. So not only will I be hot and miserable, and in a cast...but I will be forced to watch bad reality TV while she annoys the living crap out of myself and my husband.
Third, that I should go hunting around the malls and kitch shops in this state to buy my Dad moccasins for father's day. I don't have time for this, I don't have my dad around for proper shoe sizing, and I already gave my Dad a Nolan Ryan signed and dated baseball for his birthday/christmas/fathers day. SO NO!
End of story.
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Yeah wtf signed nolan ryan... -=twitch=- Any GUY would be set for LIFE with that... seriously... no gifts needed ever after that. -=spaz=-
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