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>_>; -safeguards all dogs- You are not safe!

Omg.. :gonk:
-uses body to make snowballs and pelt them at you-

:gonk: Can't even walk a dog!

-makes a snowball and smushes in your face-
>)

How do you change your username on here, may I know please? Beacause I heard that you did at one point of time.

Lmao!
Yay, you can walk my dogs now. :lol:

:gonk:
-rolls around in the snow to extinguish the flames-
No fire things for you!

Ninjas are handy? :O!
Can you fix my roof pleease? :lol:

-coughs the lighter up and smashes onto the ground-
Gimme flamethrower!
-hops on your shoulders-

My coffin! :gonk:
When did you get so handy?!

>_>!! -fights you for flamethrower-

D:!
-sleeps in a soundproof coffin-

NO! -takes and eats the lighter- >_>;;

Lmao!
I'm always asleep. >____>;;;

Yes, the poisonous gas! :lol: Gross.
It's warming in that "infection" kind of way.

D:!!!!
Fiiine. Just don't do it while I'm asleep.

It is cold. But the gas kind of warms you up. :lol:

-swats at- I'm not your pokey.. pokey.. poke person thing! I have feelings.

Uhuhuh! Outer space is quiet and peaceful and slooow. My planet is made of poisonous gas and snow~
And space travel makes me vomit. :)

Mystery solved!