Sidhe's Profile

D:<! CHER DOES NOT APPRECIATE THIS.
And what's with the random letters? First O... Now R?
WAT DOES IT MEAN!? :O

Cher is mad at you.
She heard you don't like her songs.
A mad Cher is a deadly Cher. :o

Oh right, aren't you that hooker from like... Seattle or something?
Maybe I'm making this up in my head. I really don't care enough. D:

It's not humane hours, let's put it that way! ;sweat:
Um, 4:20 AM, realistically speaking...
But in my mind, it's 3:00 PM. :roll:
Well, not really, I'm just delusional like that.
Where the hell are you from, anyway? Tramp.

Pfft, it's your issue that the woman you were with had feelings for your socially-awkward daughter! :talk2hand:
Damn these kids... I wish they ran away! :gonk:
I should've drowned them while they were young...

Thia? Oh, you mean the blind one with the bad acne who likes to read?
I never did her! :gonk: That was that cheap blonde whore you were with while we were divorced... or still married... I forget which one.

Yeah, I'm not sure why you'd want backaches and eczema, but I suppose that's the bond you share with them...
Anyway! Give me your monies so I can go splurge on pretty dresses and you can be a stay-at-home daddy-o.
By the way, Diaper has a rash. He's been crying about it for weeks, but I don't give a damn.
Fix the problem, bish.

Oh, goody!
I try, I try...
So can I move back in now? :>
I'm sick of being divorced, your children are too damn ugly for me to be the sole caretaker of.

Does not poot.

Yum! Is this a period donut?
Err, I mean a Munchkin! Or whatever they're called.