There was a fat old butcher whose name was Dunderbeck.
He was fond of sausage and sauerkraut and speck.
He owned a fine little butcher shop.
The finest ever seen.
Until one day he bought a sausage meat machine...
Oh Dunderbeck, oh Dunderbeck!
How could he be so mean?
They never should have invented the sausage meat machine.
There are so many children who will never again be seen.
For Dunderbeck threw them in his sausage meat machine.
On day the darn thing wouldn't start.
The darn thing wouldn't go.
So Dunderbeck climbed inside to see why this was so.
His wife, she'd been having nightmares.
The poor dear couldn't sleep.
So that night she gave the crank a heck of a yank.
She sold him as ground beef.
Dunderbeck! Dunderbeck!
He was so mean!
But now he can never more use his meat machine.
And now his old neighborhood is so much more serene.
For Dunderbeck the Butcher never again was seen!
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change. -Charles Darwin
Location
Maine, US
Interests
racing, hockey, indianapolis colts, phoenix coyotes, sushi, traveling, godsmack, elvis, final fantasy, bender, manga, anime, reading, dark hunter series, sleeping, etc. etc.
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