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Ooh let's not even get on teh subject of THAT, my parents are christians and II'm recently discovering that tits are really really nice. THIS WON'T END WELL.
Also I curse so much I could make a sailor blush..I've slipped a couple of curse words (one occurance of shit and one occurance of fuck) but I passed them off somehow. >w> OBLIVIOUS PARANOID PARENTS
I PASSED OFF 'SHIT' AS 'SHOOT HOW DID I DO THIS
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Pfft
Last year I actually went outside for once(gasp) and I was having SO MUCH FUN fucking around in the parking lot of our apartment complex even though my face was freezing off(november), I started walking across teh parking lot, not even intending on leaving and--
Dad out of fucking nowhere what the fuck psychic dad!"WHERE ARE YOU GOING"
"...Across the parking lot. I wasn't even intending on touching the outside sidewalk with my tiny toe, you paranoid bastard."
...That was all fo ccourse in my head. the second part at least.
We walked to the first stoplight and..
"WELP MY LEGS ARE COLD LET'S GO BACK"
"...FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MINE AREN'T WHY ARE YOU EVEN OUT HERE WITH SHORTS ON IN FUCKING NOVEMBER"
So it's not exactly my mom(to the best of my knowledge), but my short tempered paranoid as hell dad..
...Whooo then proceeds to offer M rated games of his own for me to play.
Thus contradicting his entire nature.
WOW
DON'T YOU LOVE HYPOCRITES
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Pfft library
....-Sobsob- why are my parents so paranoid(or why am I so convinced that my parents are to paranoid) about me walkign a singular mile to go to teh library or mall by my damn self. D: I JUST WANT TO GO ON A WALK
ALONE
ONE MILE
OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD IS VERY NICE GODDAMMIT I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO GET KIDNAPPED
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Ohay howsit goin'.
Just makin' sure you knew I made the thread. c: link is in your request thread
I was kind off racist to my own character in the title, oops.
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Just noticed it, but you haven't changed your last post yet on the thread.
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My laptop has been long dead. So I'm going to get a summer job to save up for a new one. Probably something cheap, just to write up papers and use the internet on.
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Oooh, library leech. But I'm one too right now..... >.>
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Wish my walls were that special...
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Haha, XD No, the wall behind you.