The fish hastily smacked the otter across the snout and proclaimed.
"I SHALL NOT EAT THAT PICKLE!!"
...The otter looked very puzzled as he rubbed his snout...
*Sips coffee whilst reading a newspaper* 'tis late and I am feeling quite daft...I usually don't talk this elegantly...It must be the lady of the night whispering sweet sorrows in my ear...I'm starting to drown in my own conversation....oh dear....
About Me
About The Darkest Spectre
Biography
Well, some go this way, and some go that way. But as for me, myself, personally, I prefer the short-cut.
-Cheshire Cat