Hahaha! Oh, my, that's... that's good. I've seen my cat fearfully sneak up on a trash bag, though, because it just had a strange smell to it. If you bump it at any time, they'll leap into the air and speed off.
Egh... Nyooooo.... I'll just find a fan! We've got one in the closet.... If our cat wouldn't lie behind it and spread his hair all over that would be lovely, though.