But you agreed to it! So it's just as much your fault as mine!
But you know what? We'll go through it again! We're replacing this one with a long-run RP that's basically a soap opera, with plenty of sappy drama and sadness, because you also agreed to that one too. *crosses arms*
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It''s been proven we don't exactly let people live happily ever after. Or we just loooove to torture them. Besides, I don't think that'd be a nice ending for this particularly dark story.