Lol I wouldn't be able to help it okay I would have to laugh the whole scene would just be hysterical. But yes I would help you clean up once I could breathe
Lol I'm sorry to say this but I would probably laugh at you first I would be all ew that's disgusting then all hahahaha while I tried to help you clean up.
Your's trumps my disgusting stories of human waste
To be quite honest I don't actually sleep a lot maybe five hours or so a night, maybe even less if I have to get up the next morning. Lol yeah.. though on weekends I can crash for hours. I try going to bed early but if I do I wake up at like four in the morning and can't fall back to sleep (even if I go to bed at 12) and I always have the hardest time falling asleep.
Any who I'm so so so sorry about the whole covered im barf thing I would have freaked ick. I hope you have fun at church, and honestly I believe in gods eyes love is love no matter who it's between and all is accepted. (though to be quite honest I am not a religious person)
aww the poor baby i hope he feels better and i really hope you showered after having the contents of a kids stomach all over you... told you i was a night owl ><