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  1. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 07:20 PM
    ghostPastry
    Mo-om, your necrophiliac/incest fantasies are so gross! Dx
  2. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 07:17 PM
    ghostPastry
    Wait, so, if my childhood was a lie... have I always been an adult, or am I just one of your drunken hallucinations? :/
  3. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 07:09 PM
    ghostPastry
    No, you drink gin for breakfast, ma. And you told me that was because it's delicious and nutritious. WAS MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD A LIE?! D':
  4. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 07:03 PM
    ghostPastry
    Mom, Guillermo was never our gardener, he was my boyfriend! D:
    ...And his name was George. T_T
  5. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 06:50 PM
    ghostPastry
    Mom, you're making me uncomfortable. :gonk:
  6. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 06:47 PM
    ghostPastry
    Wait, so now you wear 12 inches of makeup and cheap extentions on top of your expensive ones?! What about your fake boobs, what did you do to those? D8
  7. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 06:43 PM
    ghostPastry
    What are you, my mom?! >:/
  8. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 06:39 PM
    ghostPastry
    THEY DON'T HAVE THOSE, OLD MAAAAAAN. D:<
  9. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 06:31 PM
    ghostPastry
    ...My excuse is that it's finals week and all my finals for today are over. :talk2hand:
  10. ghostPastry
    05-24-2010 06:14 PM
    ghostPastry
    That... that's not very nice! Why would you wish that on anyone? ;_;

About Me

  • About Facade
    Biography
    The name's Brandon! I am in fact male, despite popular belief. Fancy that!

    I love to read and write. I find science articles fun to read, although I don't like science that much. I type random conversations with weirdos like you more than I write. Yeah, I'm full of surprises. And contradictions. Can't forget those.

    I'll be headed to college in the Fall (assuming you're reading this in 2010, and not, say, 1837). I plan on majoring in either Communications or Education. I'd love to become a college professor, or, uh... something else. Other than professorship, I've really no idea.

    I love chatting up a [rather crazy] storm with people I enjoy being around. Stop by my thread 'SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES!' sometime, yes? The regulars and I enjoy new faces, especially when they're as absurd as our own.

    My other homes are the Quest and Media forums. If you can't find me anywhere, I'm probably whoring out the visitor messages to random strangers.

    I love you all, now stop stalking me and reading about me. Weird ass.
    (Leave me comments. I respond.)

    User #6355
    Location
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Interests
    Writing, reading, language, philosophy, interesting articles, mythology, culture.
    Occupation
    College Freshman
  • Signature
    "Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!"

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  • Last Activity: 03-13-2020 05:46 PM
  • Join Date: 05-25-2007

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