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  1. Jeannesha
    02-15-2010 07:05 PM
    Jeannesha
    My washing machine is crying.
    (How's that for a non sequitor)
  2. Jeannesha
    02-15-2010 06:14 PM
    Jeannesha
    Oh, let me see....
  3. Jeannesha
    02-15-2010 06:06 PM
    Jeannesha
    Your brain is in your liver?
  4. BellyButton
    02-15-2010 08:10 AM
    BellyButton
    What if I don't wanna?
  5. BellyButton
    02-15-2010 08:03 AM
    BellyButton
    Huh. Still looks like an eyeless pirate gasping for air here in woodyland. :lol:
  6. BellyButton
    02-15-2010 07:08 AM
    BellyButton
    Too late, I already clobbered you with it.

    *keeps watching you change*
  7. BellyButton
    02-15-2010 07:04 AM
    BellyButton
    Eyeless, open-mouthed pirate
    Gasping for love
    ARRR
  8. Jeannesha
    02-15-2010 05:21 AM
    Jeannesha
    Aww Facade...you remembered me! How touching.
  9. Cherry Who?
    02-15-2010 05:00 AM
    Cherry Who?
    Then how would it make me have your babies?
    DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BABIES ARE MADE, FACADE.
  10. Cherry Who?
    02-15-2010 04:04 AM
    Cherry Who?
    I meant the contents of the turkey baster, which I know is actually a turkey baster.

About Me

  • About Facade
    Biography
    The name's Brandon! I am in fact male, despite popular belief. Fancy that!

    I love to read and write. I find science articles fun to read, although I don't like science that much. I type random conversations with weirdos like you more than I write. Yeah, I'm full of surprises. And contradictions. Can't forget those.

    I'll be headed to college in the Fall (assuming you're reading this in 2010, and not, say, 1837). I plan on majoring in either Communications or Education. I'd love to become a college professor, or, uh... something else. Other than professorship, I've really no idea.

    I love chatting up a [rather crazy] storm with people I enjoy being around. Stop by my thread 'SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES!' sometime, yes? The regulars and I enjoy new faces, especially when they're as absurd as our own.

    My other homes are the Quest and Media forums. If you can't find me anywhere, I'm probably whoring out the visitor messages to random strangers.

    I love you all, now stop stalking me and reading about me. Weird ass.
    (Leave me comments. I respond.)

    User #6355
    Location
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Interests
    Writing, reading, language, philosophy, interesting articles, mythology, culture.
    Occupation
    College Freshman
  • Signature
    "Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!"

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  • Last Activity: 03-13-2020 05:46 PM
  • Join Date: 05-25-2007

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