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  1. Sidhe
    08-09-2010 01:57 AM
    Sidhe
    Facade, it feels like I haven't talked to you in seventy-five years!
    /throws grapes at youu
  2. BellyButton
    08-08-2010 10:40 PM
    BellyButton
    Did someone order a pickle?
  3. Woodlandnymph
    08-08-2010 06:31 AM
    Woodlandnymph
    Lol, I love it. That guy on the front kinda looks like the human version of Shrek.....
  4. ghostPastry
    08-07-2010 03:41 AM
    ghostPastry
    ;n; DON'T TREAD ON ME.
  5. ghostPastry
    08-07-2010 03:35 AM
    ghostPastry
    That would be the saddest world for me. :C I'D NEVER GET LAID!!!
    ...or exist, but you know. :roll:
  6. ghostPastry
    08-07-2010 03:31 AM
    ghostPastry
    In what universe does rotting compost smell better than fish?! :feesh:
  7. ghostPastry
    08-07-2010 03:29 AM
    ghostPastry
    You're a teenager too, sir! :illgetu: And yours smell like rotting compost and the queefs you're so very fond of! D:<
  8. ghostPastry
    08-07-2010 03:20 AM
    ghostPastry
    She's too old to be my friend and sponsor? ;^; FINE THEN, SEE IF I EVER SHACK UP WITH YOUR GYNECOLOGIST AGAIN! :illgetu:
  9. ghostPastry
    08-07-2010 03:15 AM
    ghostPastry
    I had a dream the other night that Pandora Boxx asked me to draw a picture of a fish woman and I tried on some men's jackets but they made me look too dykey. True story. :C

    Except I look freakin' fabulous in men's clothes. <o/`
  10. ghostPastry
    08-07-2010 03:12 AM
    ghostPastry
    What a funny coincidence! I only associate with the female race! Fancy that. c:

About Me

  • About Facade
    Biography
    The name's Brandon! I am in fact male, despite popular belief. Fancy that!

    I love to read and write. I find science articles fun to read, although I don't like science that much. I type random conversations with weirdos like you more than I write. Yeah, I'm full of surprises. And contradictions. Can't forget those.

    I'll be headed to college in the Fall (assuming you're reading this in 2010, and not, say, 1837). I plan on majoring in either Communications or Education. I'd love to become a college professor, or, uh... something else. Other than professorship, I've really no idea.

    I love chatting up a [rather crazy] storm with people I enjoy being around. Stop by my thread 'SPRINKLES, NOT JIMMIES!' sometime, yes? The regulars and I enjoy new faces, especially when they're as absurd as our own.

    My other homes are the Quest and Media forums. If you can't find me anywhere, I'm probably whoring out the visitor messages to random strangers.

    I love you all, now stop stalking me and reading about me. Weird ass.
    (Leave me comments. I respond.)

    User #6355
    Location
    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
    Interests
    Writing, reading, language, philosophy, interesting articles, mythology, culture.
    Occupation
    College Freshman
  • Signature
    "Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism. The proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!"

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  • Last Activity: 03-13-2020 05:46 PM
  • Join Date: 05-25-2007

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