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Last Activity: 01-23-2010 12:59 AM
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About Me
- About Freaksword
- Biography
- Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say.
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort.
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double*clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash.
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame, sir!
We'll find you
another game, sir!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side affects of Gauss,
So your icons in the windows are so wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC.
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! - Location
- Ireland
- Occupation
- Cybercafe owner/Freelance Programmer
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Signature
- Old newbie!
Blog
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[B][COLOR="Indigo"]Well Christmas came and went, as it usually does. Although this year it decided it wanted to remain in my memory for once, When Christmas went it took my Grandmother with it. She passed away in her sleep and was found dead in her hospital bed on the 27th. She was having complication's for year's and it seems it finally got the better of her.
Her funeral is next Wednesday.
Oh well another day, another year.[/COLOR][/B]
Her funeral is next Wednesday.
Oh well another day, another year.[/COLOR][/B]
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[COLOR="Indigo"][B]Hello Menewsha, It's me your old Newbie Freaksword. I'm back and as dull as ever :sarcasm:
Well I came here again following your newly appointed Administrator Insomniac, Little fella get's around huh?
Anyway long boring story short, I'm here!
I hate blog's but I thought I'd give this one a decent shot.
Well I'm Freaksword most just call me Freak though, I'm living in Ireland and I have a cybercafe over here. I'm a freelance programmer with an extensive list of language's under my belt. I also work equally professional with Hardware and offer PC repair at my shop.
I hope to give up smoking before Christmas but it's not very likely tbh.
I'm easy to talk to so don't be afraid to communicate with me if you need some help or just wishing to have a little chit chat.
That's me for now til maybe next time see you all later.[/B][/COLOR]
[COLOR="Indigo"][B]Hello Menewsha, It's me your old Newbie Freaksword. I'm back and as dull as ever :sarcasm:
Well I came here again following your newly appointed Administrator Insomniac, Little fella get's around huh?
Anyway long boring story short, I'm here!
I hate blog's but I thought I'd give this one a decent shot.
Well I'm Freaksword most just call me Freak though, I'm living in Ireland and I have a cybercafe over here. I'm a freelance programmer with an extensive list of language's under my belt. I also work equally professional with Hardware and offer PC repair at my shop.
I hope to give up smoking before Christmas but it's not very likely tbh.
I'm easy to talk to so don't be afraid to communicate with me if you need some help or just wishing to have a little chit chat.
That's me for now til maybe next time see you all later.[/B][/COLOR]
Freaksword