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Oh wow nifty :3
I'd like to get some... But... I'm not allowed to hoard.
Cause that's what I do if I don't watch myself.

THE NAME OF

THANKS HANDS AND BRAIN FOR FORGETTING NEEDED WORDS IN SENTENCES

Why the hell did I think it was fon? >w>;;

..THANKS I CAN'T UNSEE HIS WALK NOW

Balthier unfortunately probably doesn't have a lot going on down in the pants ares because form what I remember DEAR LORD HIS PANTS ARE TIGHT

and the guy who seems to be the main villan who I can't remember the for the life of me is FAAABULOUUUS. 8D

...Fuck, eeven Rhys would be a a better main character, if he didn't DIE LIKE A BITCH WITHIN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY

At least his name is more badass!D: AND HIS CHARACTER DESIGN
I LOOKED AT HIM AT FIRST AND I WAS LIKE OH MAN THIS MAIN CHARACTER IS AWESOME WHY ISN'T HE ON THE BOX--Oh. shit.

Oh god no... LOL
Netiv: *Holds baby*
Baby: :D~
Netiv: Eeeeew it's leaaaaaking

Netiv couldn't handle it... He had enough trouble with his cat/little girl.

I HAD to run, fighting would be instant death. D: Bunny girl who looks near anorexic wearing cloth and has nothing but a bow and arrow and healing spells=Not going to live long in the front lines. o-o;; I HAD TO HEAL MORE THAN ONCE I BELIEVE, JUST TO LIVE

In FF12, the 'circle game' is your friend! 8D find a safe place, run in circles to regain MP and heal, for the love of all that is holy!

...MOTHERFUCKER I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND STEAL THAT

FOR BALTHIER IS EFFING AWESOME

He should have been the main character, not Vaan. o-o;

In other FF12 news: I'M BASCH FON(von?) RONSENBURG.
OF DALMASCA.
BITCH.

LOL awwwh.
Well sadly that shall never occur.. not without magical gene splicing and cloning.

Oh man, FF12 does some crazy shit sometimes. o-o; I was in that one area where the lights go out in a mine because of stupid electric spiders, EVERYONE DIED..Except Fran.So I had to control Fran and run the fuck to a save point to heal everyone. I HAD ZOMBIE C-H, GHOUL B-G AND SKELETON B-J FOLLOWING ME
ALL AT ONCE
I MIGHT BE EXAGGURATING BUT TRUST ME I'M NOT DOING I TTHAT MUCH
I turned the camera around and it looked like a horror game, not a FF game. D: I just kept yelling 'RUN BUNNY GIRL RUN. RUN YOUR LITTLE TINY ASS OFF. JUST RUN.'

...Fyi I lived. 8D MISSION CODENAME "RUN LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL" ACTUALLY WORKED

Nether sound's like the evil Twin XD

I decided he's sterile .... He broke that too.. So clearly its not fatherhood he's pursuing.