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  1. Facade
    01-03-2011 09:40 AM
    Facade
    Well, I could hook you up with an armpit hair dealer, but he lives in a tree in the middle of a lake, and smells like a poopy diaper.

    ...Oh, and he also hates you. I think it's because of your bad reputation in higher circles. :ninja:
  2. Facade
    01-03-2011 09:32 AM
    Facade
    Nuh uh, that's not what the armpit hair in my coffee cup said. :talk2hand:
  3. Facade
    01-03-2011 09:26 AM
    Facade
    ...Pfft, it's okay. My eyes regenerate. :yes:
  4. Facade
    01-03-2011 09:07 AM
    Facade
    Hm... -sigh-

    Okay, okay. :roll: I guess I know this ONE PERSON that might be able to help you.

    ...But he lives in a tree in the middle of a lake, and smells like a poopy diaper. D:
    He's also sexist, and won't serve girly avatars.
  5. Facade
    01-03-2011 08:56 AM
    Facade
    Eh, I figured you needed new eyes... The sad thing is, apparently nobody sells eyes on the black market anymore... And since I fed yours to a llama, well... You're screwed. :shock:

    Good luck with that! :hug:
    -skips away merrily-
  6. Facade
    01-03-2011 08:46 AM
    Facade
    LOL! You're welcome. :P
    -pokes your eyes out and runs away- :ninja:
  7. Facade
    01-03-2011 08:39 AM
    Facade
    Love your avatar a LOT. Just figured I'd stop by and say that. :D
  8. Fiona_Watergate
    01-02-2011 08:22 PM
    Fiona_Watergate
    super cute avi
  9. [Super Emo]
    01-02-2011 03:21 PM
    [Super Emo]
    Flygon X3
  10. Omnomnomnom
    01-02-2011 11:06 AM
    Omnomnomnom
    Awww, Simpli - I'm sorry! I was on holidays (still am, but I have internet now :p), so: HAPPY BIRTHDAY/MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY NEW YEAR/HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! :D

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Posted 12-02-2008 at 10:17 PM by .Simplicity. Comments 15
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[size=1]The Blue Ninjas of the Midnight Moon are an absolutely amazing team. We all know it's because we're sneaky though, right, right? :'D

[b][u]Here is why we're awesome[/u][/b]
1. We don't talk behind your back like those filthy pirates do. We talk very little you see. :]
2. Pirates have dirty diseases from slutty pirate wenches. We have ladies that shower and have no diseases.
3. WE HAVE MORE SKILLZ!
4. We don't drink our life away. We like the solitude of life.
5. We've got steel-plated ninja bands with awesome symbols on em'!

All why the Blue Ninjas of the Midnight Moon are so wonderfully awesome. >3

Plus, Naruto makes us look ever more amazing. ;]
[center][IMG]http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k423/VampiricMelody/naruto-icon.jpg[/IMG][/center]

[b]Please tell us how awesome we are? :'D[/b][/size]
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A little late, but...

Replace the word ninja with "piccaroon pirates" and yes, then you'd be correct.

;]
Posted 02-03-2009 at 04:29 AM by Hatake Ayumi Hatake Ayumi is offline
go ninjas there some much cooler they look better and have better weps >:)
Posted 01-29-2009 at 09:47 PM by rouge282 rouge282 is offline
Ninjas are Awesome. Combine them with ductape and they're unbeatable! Except, they're already unbeatable, so that's not saying much. Maybe it makes them doubly unbeatable. >.>; Anyway, Ninjas are the best|!
Posted 12-23-2008 at 05:19 AM by Canna-Chan Canna-Chan is offline
Ninjas are gonna take these pirates DOWN!!
Posted 12-04-2008 at 09:31 PM by miss murder miss murder is offline
YOU ARE AWESOME BECAUSE I DICTATE IT.
Posted 12-04-2008 at 03:02 AM by MurasakiCrown MurasakiCrown is offline