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Italians are known as the best lovers ;D

I know you're totally jealous.

Well, it was for the lulz.

I'm marrying an italian.

Italy lost all their battles.

I don't think that's going to work for my marriage.

OH BOY, DO I ADORE HAVING A GOVERNER WHO CAN BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH AND WHO'S ONLY POLITICAL BACKGROUND IS IN THE TERMINATOR.
NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S SCORCHING HOT ALL YEAR ROUND, I'M CONSTANTLY BEING INVADED BY TOURISTS, AND DID I MENTION IF NORTH KOREA MAKES GOOD ON ITS THREAT TO LAUNCH NUKES I'M GONNA BE FIRST TO GO?

Just call meh Felix.

"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."

...

My childhood and all my future history classes just got ruined.

OH YEAH.
MUDSLIDES AND HURRICANES AND EARTHQUAKES AND FOREST FIRES ARE JUST ALL SORTS OF FUN.

DON'T CALL ME THAT.

Top pictures:

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HANNAH FACE.

BUT MICHIGAN IS SO MUCH BETTER.

Ooooh.
California sucks. ): I feel bad for him- how could you send him off to such a place?!
Ha, just trying to make a bad joke. It's hard to see family leave. Dx