YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!? YOU FAIL. YOU FAIL AT LIFE. AND AT YOUR MOM'S COLLEGE. IN FACT YOU FAIL AT BEING THE JANITOR AT YOUR MOM'S BOARDING SCHOOL IN RUSSIA. YOU GET AN "F" IN MOPPING. RUSSIA THINKS YOU FAIL AT LIFE. YOUR MOTHER THINKS SO TOO. SO DOES OBAMA. BUT PALIN THINKS YOU'RE A WIN!