Sidhe's Profile

LOL KIDS BOP. :rofl:
Can they at least not make CDs of kids singing decent music? :(

-lathers you in shaving cream-
OHBBY.

YOU DO WANT.
-staples you to the stripper pole-

Good, then I'll still have that date with you in the bathroom of that dumpy diner down the street. =3

Oh dear, GAGES!? :gonk:
Sidhe dahling, you're not gonna gauge your ears uber big, are ya?
I could always hang my keys there, I suppose, but... I hear those huuuge gauge holes smell. :insane:

They go in your ears? o_o
Like earrings?
Or um, q-tips? :gonk:

Oh baby... do you wanna take my garter off with your teeth? ;O

That still doesn't help me.
Are they rings of some sort?

WUT IS A SPIRAL AND TAPER.
I hope your ice cream tastes like dead babies and greasy sludge.

Oh please, I can afford fifteen of you!
PLUS I can afford to have all fifteen of you killed ten million times in a row!
Or so my gynecologist told me.
Who's actually your gynecologist, but let's not get into that.
Boyyy, he has COLD COLD hands. :gonk: