Oh Pepper. Pepper, Pepper, Pepper. She really just needs to confuse her love.
C: Tell him how you feel.
S: Tell who what?
C: Pepper loves you.
S: O_O She's cheating on you?!
C: -_- She's not my girlfriend.
S: You're in denial... the cheating must bother you.
C: I AM NOT DATING HER.
S: No need to yell, I understand your pain, bro.
Sounds so Serk-like, doesn't it? Gets her hopes up for nothing.
S: Pepper, would you do me the honor of...
P: Yes, yes I do!
S: Awesome. *pulls shirt off*
P: My dream's finally coming true
S: I have this itch right in the middle of my back. Can you just scratch it for me?
P: *le dies*
S: Hmmmm? Pepper? Uhh, Pepper? Huh, wonder what's gotten into her
C: *facepalm*
S: OH CALISTER! My back, if you please.