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I would but that makes me look like a cradle robber and a perv

*pouncecuddle* mreow<3

um...*sees the convo below* ...*twitch*

awe. . . you should have your boy/girlfriend kiss it better haha

Ouch, how your boys doin?

lol yes it's important to keep your package safe

lol Did I make your junk hurt? *hands ice pack* :P hehe

lol better than having it removed :P

Perhaps it's tucked away :P

I don't trick people into thinking I'm male. I just act how I normally do and they take how they take it. I don't lie about it and if anyone asks I tell them.