(You promised me kiefer creepy I see no kiefer creepy. D: )

"You'd probably procrastinate about doing that, too.Lazy bastard." Icarus teased, sticking his tongue out at his bandmate. "And also that's what happens when you're so lazy you refuse to sleep."

Suddenly, Keifer is standing behind Acedia. "Boo." He laughs when Ace jumps, it's an odd noise, like a mix of a growl and a cackle. Acedia stares up at Keifer. "You're weird, and those are my pants." "Would you like me to take them off?" he asks, waggling his eyebrows at him.

(I have just realized I keep spelling Keifer's name wrong. o-o DAMN YOU IE/EI GRAMMAR RULE, DAMN YOU TO THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL WITH YOUR I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C.)

"I wouldn't mind." Icarus laughed. "So who's the new guy?Is he cute?" Icarus said, looking up at Keifer from where he sat with the face of an overexcited little kid.

(Oh dear god I need to get teh keyboardist a name so i can lengthen these tiny miniscule posts. D: HE HAS A LAST NAME BUT NOT A FIRST, THAT'S A FIRST)

(Eh, I do too, and the computer yells at me. XD And first names help! Do what I do, google baby names and pick one.)

Ace pouts. "Ew, you giant gorilla!" He shudders and pokes Icarus. "Don't encourage him!" "Hm. I think most people are cute, so that doesn't help. He looks Asian-ish, if that helps."

(That and Kiefer made more sense to me otherwise. 8D; It sounds german or somethin'.
I have a good name site favorited. c: Behindthename.com.It has a surname site connected to it. )

"Just because you think your brother is unattractive doesn't mean he is to other people." Icarus stuck his tongue back out at Acedia, then turned back to Keifer. "Aw, you gotta be more specific. Is he japanese, korean?What's his name?Oh man if he's japanese I hope he likes the J-rock look, some of those guys have awesome makeup and hair..Some it's hard to tell if they're even guys or girls, but hey, whatever floats their boat and gets records sold."

"He's a gorilla! Sheesh." Keifer chuckles. "His name is Yuki Yoshida. And spazz much?" He snickers, amused. "And thanks, Ace. I love you too. It's not my fault you're a midget."

"If he's a gorilla, you're a sloth. I think you'd be happier if you were a sloth, actually..And I can't help that I'm excited, we finally can be a whole band again!" The Greek boy almost squealed with excitement.

Ace huffs at them. "Mean. And I am so not a midget, you whore." Keifer raises an eyebrow. "Was calling me a whore supposed to be an insult?" He then chuckles at Icarus. "If this works out."

"I'm sure he will!If his name matches his personality and looks, we're all good..Because it sounds SO cute." Icarus said, daydreaming a bit about what he thought Yuki would look like, which wasn't too far off from the truth. "Also, Ace of Diamonds, you're only angry because you know it's true. " He grinned mischeviously.

Acedia raises an eyebrow at the nickname. "Kay then. And it is not true!" Keifer chuckles at Icarus and ruffles Ace's hair. "Chill, Dee-dee."

(Jesus. I spent so much to update my Avvie. XD)

"It is so true!Oh, Keikei, did you tell Lexi yet?She needs to know too.When do we get to meet the new guy, by the way?" Icarus said, looking up at Keifer and chuckling as the man ruffled his younger brother's hair.

"Tomorrow. And not yet." He watches Acedia's eyelids droop at the mention of Lexi. His overall issue with females seems to be rearing it's head. Acedia does indeed look grumpy suddenly.

(The trap is Alexis Belamy, if you're wondering. c: girly unisex name!

"Yay!Oh, don't be grumpy about Lexi, she's not THAT bad.She does her job better than you." Icarus stuck his tongue out at Acedia.

Acedia raises an eyebrow. "She's still female." Keifer facepalms. "Not this again."

(Sorry it's terribly short...going through drama-ness...)

"I'm not even sure of that, I've seen some pretty flat chested chicks and none of them are as flat as 'hers'." Icarus smirked. "Have you ever considered that Lexi might be a crossdresser?"

Acedia shrugs. "I dunno. But until I have proof otherwise, she's still female." He looks adamant about that. Keifer rolls his eyes. "Will you get over your chick fear thing, please?"

Icarus pulled out his cellphone and called Alexis's number, smiling when they picked it up. "Hey Lexi..Yeah, could you come over?As soon as you can get here.We have news on the status of our new guitarist, but we thought it'd be nicer to talk in person..Alright Lexi, bye." He hung up and smiled at Kiefer and Acedia. "'She' will be over as soon as 'she' can.You can tell 'her' about the new guitarist and I will prove that 'she' is not a she at all." He said, doing air quotes whenever he said 'she' or 'her'.

(I was going to have him pull up a picture of Alexis topless but that's a bit TOO creepy! 8D; )

Acedia pouts. "You people are picking on me. I never did anything to you." He pauses. "I'm sleepy." He yawns and stretches. "Dude, you're always tired." He ruffles Icarus's hair. "Just like this one's always hyper." He looks amused at that.

"Hay, I'm not ALWAYS hyper.Sometimes I'm excited, happy or dare I say gay!Chipper. Happy-go-lucky." Icarus stuck hsi tongue out at Kiefer. "Also you fucked up my hair.." he said, trying to fix it without a mirror and failing.

"At least he has a sense of fashion at all." Icarus said, sticking his tongue out. "You are simply too lazy to even make yourself look nice. Although you'd probably maek the excuse that because you're the drummer you don't HAVE to look nice because you're always behind that big drum kit."

"I always look good. I'm just too lazy to 'doll my self up'. So I look sloppy. They're still decent clothes. Be thankful I don't go around in sweats all the time," he retorts, amused. "I'd burn them, while they're on you, so don't worry," he tells Ace idly. "Now, can we be any more boring, guys? Jeeze."

(I. Am a horrible person.)

(AN ENTIRE MONTH. D: YOU BASTARD)

A knock came at the door, and Icarus perked up. "Ah! That must be Lexi..Unless you told the new guy where you live."

(Assuming this is both Ace AND Keifer's apartment.)

(Yup! Ace: And I told her to post. She procrastinates. Horribly.)

"Nah, or I don't remember telling him, anyway." He snorts, amused. Ace raises an eyebrow. "Going senile now, are we? I knew it was only a matter of time."