*catches* Yes now I can make my sacrifice!

*throws watermelon at you*

*dodges* MUAHAHA! *still gets a piece in her hair* Dangit...

*Throws a unicorn*

*Jumps on and rides it* Whoo hoo!

*Throws a tub of jello*

*Jumps over it*

*Chucks a Chupacabra* Oh! What's your unicorn gonna do about that?! Muhahahaha!

*Matrix dodges*

*Throws a cup of nail polish remover*

*Puts up Jedi mind field* Yep. I'm just that awesome. :yes:

*Hurls a potato*

*catches in microwave, cooks, adds butter, cheese, and pepper then noms* Thank you. ;3 I was hungry.

*throws chunk of yummy baked potato* Catch!

*catches in mouth* yummies thanks!

*Throws 2 liter bottle of soda*

*gets hit* Ouch, hey that was...whoa, free soda! *drinks it* That was good ^_^

*Throws 2 empty liter bottle of soda*

*recycles* WOOP!

*throws book that I have to do a reading project on at your face*

*catches and reads it* Thank you for fueling my bibliomaniancy!

*throws a golden egg*

*catches it* 0_0...*quietly sneaks it into his pocket* <_< >_>

*throws a pair of dirty sneakers*

*catches them, looking very green, and throws them into a washing machine that appeared out of nowhere*

*Throws a very distressed gerbil*

*Catches calms and puts in a cage*

*Throws remote control at you*

*Plucks out of midair* Hey, thanks, my remote just copped out on me today. ^_^

*Chucks a rose*

*catches but gets caught on thorn and get an owie* That hurt dangit!

*Throws a cat*

*catches and hugs it and pets it and just loves it in general*

*throws a frisbee*

*catches it in my mouth dog style*

*throws a banana split at you*

Oooh! I love bananas! Aww, but it's already eated :'( =3 *noms on carrot*

throws a boot *BOOT TO THE HEAD* ahhhh! Funniest saying ever ~ Look it up on YouTube! xDDD

aww mean!!!! *strats to cry*

Throws a hairbrush at yous!!!

*Catches and brushes hair* Thanks I needed that!

*Throws cookie at you*

omg! yay! *catches it and trains it to be a ninja*

*throws a blue teddy bear*

*Catches and cuddles with it*

*Throws motor oil at you*

eep! *dodges but some gets on pants* Nooooooooooooooooo!! These were my favorite pants! D:

*throws a rabid cheerleader*

*Catches and throws off the roof*

*Throws a used jock strap at you*