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I'm not fond of the idea of being a zombie, but I hate vampires. They are so cliche. I have to say I'd prefer to be one though.
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But zombies are cliche in the way you wouldn't want to meet one and start a fecking gay romance where they suck you blood... instead they just eat your brain and that it.
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I would much, much, rather choose a beautiful, elegant, pale creature of the night then a rotting piece of mindless flesh. Thank you and good night.
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I'm more of a zombie fan, so definitely zombies.
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I can`t really choose.Zombies stand out more but they are not alive at all.Now vampires are not humans but they look more natural.Only bad thing about vampires are what they eat and the fact that the sun is bad..also uh blood is not really my thing
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Vampires, they're sexy and aren't dumb as a post.
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Vampire ftw! I don't want to slowly rot, not have a mind, be slow, and look ugly. Vampires can do so much more!
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I don't think I could handle my flesh falling off and looking ridculously ugly.... all the time...
So Vampire all the way =} Smexy Vampire bow chika bow wow. |
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Ooookayyyy... I really.. don't get that at all... I'm guessing you didn't mean cliche.. and that you just don't like the whole... y'know what.. I don't even know.. >.o |
*laughs* Is there any question?
Vampires are smexiness. Zombies are cool, don't get me wrong, but there's no smexiness. Yeah... But beyond smexiness, vamps just got so much more going for them. ... I'll stop saying smexiness now. Language: As a wannabe Lestat you're still able to converse, to speak actual words. And the years only bring wisdom, culture and intelligence. You are in the upper echelon of nightmarish things. A monsterous sophisticate. A charming devil. ... As an undead meat bag your vocabulary stretches no further than grunts, groans and, at best, fractured sentences. Hygiene: Becoming a vampire frees you from the constrains of human bodily functions. That's means no BO. Unless you're sleeping in the dirt or moldy crypts, you're otherwise crisp and clean. Also, the blood you drink is absorbed into your system. You never saw Dracula running to the toilet, did you? No potty stench ... With zombies you are in a constant state of decay. The smell of putrid, rotted flesh permeates every part of you. Pus, gore and liquified tissue drips off you in stinky rivers of ickiness. The Bon Vivant: Both feed off the human creature. But as a vampire you are able to pick your victims. That's means those with any lingering sense of morality can choose to feed off criminals and those with evil in their heart. ... As a zombie it's a free for all. Children, nuns, ponies, milkmen, retired dentists, Betty White, hobos, dog walkers... it's all free game in a constant pursuit for brains. And it could just be me, but i'd like to choose who I eat. Now not being able go out during the day can be a bitch, i'll give you that, but I stay up all night already. So vamp me up, babies. |
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I kind of meant to say at least zombies eat your brain and it's done, but usually vampire stories are slow and boring and someone ends up falling in love with and undead freak. |
Zombies have terrible complexion.
Vampires are pretty, but I don't they tan. >>; But still. Good complexion > No tan. So yep, vampire. xD; |
I love vampires, used to dream about them when I was a teenager, I still love to watch vampire movies, Lost boys is one of my favorites also the one Dracula movie with Gary Oldman, and Wyona Rider. I WANT TO BITE YOUR NECK...........
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I would so rather be a vampire. First of all your not all rotted away and so deadish and gross. And 2nd of all vampires rule C=
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I think I'm going to be a bit immature for a second.
VAMPIRES! I always had an obsession with vampires, after watching anime I wished vampires were real when I was a child. After seeing the anime, vampire princess. I had a childhood obsession with vampires. Thought it would be interesting to "be" a vampire. So yes, vampires own all. |
Zombies are yucky. D:
Vamps all the way :D |
There's no comparison. If I'd have to choose, I'd be a vampire. Atleast that way I'd still have my mind. But as far as I've seen, all these vampires have an inner struggle between man and beast going on inside them....I'd be so easy to loose you sanity. |
Tssch >.> Who needs sanity?
xD Seriously Its so much fun without it. |
VAMPIRES ARE SEXXAAAYY... like me >.> Therefore Im a vamprie! AHAHAHAAHAHAH >.>
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I chose Vamp definity. Vamp are smart and sexy. Zombie and slow and stupid. Vampires are also harder to kill.
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You should expand this and have warewolves as an option too.
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Nu, coz I can't choose between vampires and zombies. e__e;
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