Actually, yeah. I think so...e.e
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You really should avoid offering him anything that's a blue pill or oysters, chocolate, banannananans or almonds.
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Gotcha.....o.O
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No aphrodisiacs for him and you really should avoid letting him dance round the may pole.
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@_@ Lots of tips.
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And don't forget to make your place really cold so he won't be tempted to take his pants off. The shrinkydinkism syndrome should stop that desire *nods*
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-Nodnods, scribbles things down.-
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Don't forget to rub a sardine under each boob to make sure he isn't tempted to sniff them. You might want to cover your bewbs in duct tape to make a home made censor bar so he doesn't stare.
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I love you Guys! ^_^
A bat works just as well at keeping them away tho. ^^ |
"I gotta bat in my pocket and I ain't afraid to use it." xD I could so see that.
I don't have any sardines. >: |
@Pol - Tuna will do in a pinch! Or maybe some pickles.
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Declare you boobs are lesbians and they want no one else but each other.
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Declare your body a foreign country! Touching you means he is subject to your laws, like "all men must wear funny hats and walk with a prominent sashay."
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Lol. I love you guys. xD
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Walk around with a banana in your pants then pull it out whenever he goes to touch you.
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Hehe, that'd be funny...xD
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Mmmm. Pol love is Polyamorous ;)
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Yar. ._. I'm nervous I won't be any fun to be around. Dx
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Oh noes! Pol needs more tips! *flails* Um...serve him sleepytime tea so he passes out on your couch and then you have him at your mercy! :twisted:
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LMFAO!! I so could. xD Uhh...maybe he'll like my cooking if he's around for lunch....-Thinks.- He likes games, but I'm not great at them. I mean, I'll probably play but yeah... ._.
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*hugs Pol* It'll be fine. You'll probably chat most of the time :D
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Yeah, I know. I've never done this before is all.
-Pulls hair back in a braid.- |
Hello wallflowers!! :D
What an amazing conversation up there. I enjoyed reading it. XD~ |
O_O Hi there. Nice to meet you. -Bows.-
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hallo thar ^^
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