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Q: What's going on? Bake sale? A: I ordered a grilled CHEESE sandwich, ma'am! |
Q: You the guy who wanted the toast with cheese?
A: Because puns. |
Q: Why are your jokes so HILARIOUS?? A: I ate it. Oops. |
Q: What happened to mommy's wedding ring?
A: I saw it, I wanted it, I stole it. |
Q: Where did you get that shirt and how much did it cost? A: You didn't answer my question. [t2h] |
Q: The sky is blue because light reflects it that way.
A: Look, it isn't my fault he turned to dust when I flipped on the sunlamp. |
Q: What happened to J'on, my French vampire boyfriend?? A: Because he was in the sun too long. |
Q: Why does that man look like a raisin?
A: I'm gonna say that's a ... dog. Yeah, dogs have hooves. |
Q: What the heck is that? A horse?? A: I swear that it's a penguin. |
Q: What is this pink leggy bird?
A: Just... just change the lightbulb. |
Q: The light is out! What do I do?? A: I think you turn left here. |
Q: Which way to the zoo?
A: One too many pufferfish. |
Q: Omg, you're swelling up! What happened?? A: I shouldn't have eaten that. [:|] |
Q: You're looking a little green, what happened?
A: Use these sunglasses, they go over your glasses. |
Q: Omg, it's so bright! What should I do?! A: I keep asking for help, sorry. |
Q: WHat is it this time?
A: It... looks like.... a baby hippo? |
Q: I've heard our friend's dog is really big. Is it true? Describe her dog to me.
A: Asians. Lots of Asians. |
Q: What would I like to be surrounded by? A: I think he's Asian. Find out for me~! |
[bunny]Q: What race is L? I can't seem to figure it out... A: You're being a selfish butt, that's why.[bunny] |
Q: Why can't I eat all the cake?
A: It's broken, stop harassing her. |
[bunny]Q: Why did you let the homicidal girl in here?! She broke my freaking leg!!! A: You only hate the road when you're missing home. [bunny] |
Q: Mom, why aren't we home? We've been on this car trip forever!
A: Just a tiny sip, I need to leave soon. |
Q: Care for a cup of tea?
A: Stay away from my ginger candy! [illgetu] |
[bunny]Q: Can I have some of your ginger snaps? No? Oh... -stuffs as many in my mouth as I can- A: Silly silly, the answer is always 42![bunny] |
Q. What's the greatest number of pretzels one should eat in a sitting?
A. A follow-up consultation. |
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