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Q: What did Dark say to Light?
A: A bag of pink worms. ---- It's been a while since I last visited this thread xD --- |
Q: What are you currently consuming?
A: Jellybeans! |
What's small and tastes odd?
Minions |
What are small yellow, scientifically created little Its who work tirelessly for their master?
~~ CatDog |
Question: What is an anatomical phenomenon that makes going to the bathroom either impossible or nauseating?
Answer: Humanoid |
Question: What do you get when you cross a dog and an elephant?
Answer: A rolling backpack! |
Question: What's the best way to transport a herd of heffalumps?
Answer: Mix two gallons of nail polish remover with one part sugar and one part sawdust! |
Question: What's the recipe for the best beverage to serve your family on Thanksgiving?
Answer: You fold it into a triangle and add some glue. |
what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Oh flook where is my tractor xD /terrible joke |
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Question: Why is the wind blowing from my hair dryer so sweltering hot?
Answer: Because I've got it set on high. |
Why did the dough rise?
Because the yeast was activated! |
Why did Princess Peach chased after Mario?
"Did somebody say 'chocolate'?" |
Because chance was being a meaniehead! [illgetu]
Why did the balloon explode? |
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