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Valentines Palentines
Valentines Palentines We've all used one in our life, perhaps ironically, seriously, on a dare. Now I want 'em. Hit me with your best pick up lines. Your smooth moves. Or just share your best/worst flirting stories. :) Chatting/Discussing welcome. Feel free to send me a PM voting for your favorite line, and at the end of the event the winner get's bragging rights as ultimate ValentinePalentine. ---------- Post added 02-12-2017 at 01:05 PM ---------- Do you have a cold? Cause your sick bro. ;) |
I know a guy who literally comes up with the absolute WORST pick up lines and he thinks he's sooooo funny. [:|]
I will be lurking this thread to see if anyone can come up with worse pick up lines than him... |
You must have a lot of cavities, 'cause you're really sweet ~ <3
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That one was cute.. c:
The guy I know says really, really dumb stuff that doesn't make sense and doesn't even make you smile. I wish I could remember some of his pick up lines! |
My favorite are the science or math ones... like... just super nerdy and bad -
I'm like Pi baby, I'm really long, and I can go forever. ;) |
Hahaha!
That one was awesome. :P One from Fresh Prince, "Your feet must be hurting because you've been running through my mind all day!" |
I went to a bar wearing a long skirt with a slit up the back that showed I was wearing thigh-high stockings. I felt incredibly self-conscious the entire time but a friend had dressed me so I went along with it.
This drunken middle-aged dude came up to me and just said, "Thank you!" I asked what for? and he responded only by waving his hand up and down as if presenting all of my body. Wow... No idea how to respond to that one. |
Mortification and horror seems like the correct response.
That ones cute Ava, I remember that episode! - Are you a thief? Cause you just stole my heart |
lol, that's a good one
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