Ask the Oracle :: Fortunes Read Here! :: CHECK YOUR TRADES FOR PRIZES!
 

Now this is super easy!
You ask a question by filling out the form with your 'yes' or 'no' question.
Your dice roll corresponds with the answer to your question.
And that's it!
*Beware, the Oracle can be sassy sometimes, but remember this is all in good fun!

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Of course there are rules, but they aren't bad, the Oracle cannot tell a lie!


Rule 1. You can only consult the oracle ONE time within a 6 hour window (that means four times a day if you plan it right).

Rule 2. DO NOT EDIT YOUR POST WITH THE DICE ROLL! It will not count and your turn is forfeit.

Rule 3. Please no mules, although charity ones are ok to ask questions.

Rule 4. There will be prizes! So pay attention and follow the rules!

Rule 5. Follow the sites rules too, but that should be pretty obvious. [:P]

Rule 6. I like to give out gifts, so if you ask a particularly clever or funny question you may receive something extra!

These are NOT the Oracles answers anymore! SEE THE NEXT POST!

These are NOT the Oracles answers anymore! SEE THE NEXT POST!

These are NOT the Oracles answers anymore! SEE THE NEXT POST!

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1= Of course.... not [t2h]

2= Hm. It's overcast with a chance of showers. Wait... that's not right... *throws http://images.menewsha.com/items/thu...16d2577456.gif your way*

3= Maybe if you try harder.

4= It is as you wish. *bestows a random Halloween event item*

5= Yea, ok.

6= Does the Pope wear a funny hat? [sarcasm]

7= Eh, I'm not sure. Here's 600g to just go away. [stare]

8= No way!

9= Your answer is looking bright. This will help http://images.menewsha.com/items/thu...a79d9fe641.gif

10= Who cares?

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TELL ME MY FORTUNE!
Username: Bearzy
My question is... Is there a spider on my head?
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 5

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TELL ME MY FORTUNE! Username: *Hime* My question is... Is my mother-in-law a witch? [afrod_harhar] Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 10

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Username: Yamka Jaden
My question is... Will I be visited by a vampire on Halloween?
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 4

Oops, something went wrong with posting the form. Sorry about that. Waw, that so creepingly accurate xD

Oooh, fortunes!

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Username: Elirona
My question is... Do pumpkins have feelings?
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 1

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Username: salvete
My question is... Will there be a full moon this Halloween night?
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 4

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Username: Shadami
My question is... My daughter has been demanding a baby brother and she has started drawing him and when i ask who is in the picture she nonchalantly says "my baby brother" is she predicting something that is about to happen?
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 10

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Username: zigbigadorlube
My question is... Is Car'a'Carn: a giant butt? >.>
Here's your answer: The 10-sided dice lands on 8

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Username: Car'a'Carn
My question is...is zigbigadorlube: an even BIGGER butt??
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 4

I am apparantly going to have a baby boy. xD i didn't even know i was pregnant. xDlmao

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Username: Naisou
My question is... Will I get to see a ghostly apparition or otherworldly event while on the paranormal nights ghost hunt tomorrow night?
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 8

if we're in the world of jet propolsion there is. xD and a lunar eclipse. xD

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Username: `Kitami
My question is... Are the trick-or-treaters going to eat all of our candy? [cry]
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 2

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Username: Nephila
My question is... Will ever meet Aliens?
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 7

I must know! XD lol.

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Username: Mageling
My question is... WILL I ACTUALLY GET TRICK OR TREATERS THIS YEAR?
Here's your answer:The 10-sided dice lands on 7

Aww no aliens for me. XD