Hoff the Herald Angels Sing! (A Howse of Hoff cult gathering)
 

Come one, come all, to the greatest show on earth David Hasselhoff-related thread in this event!

"But Cherry," you say, somehow inserting your thoughts into my own post, "I'm not that big a fan of David Hasselhoff. In fact, I think he's pretty weird. Or maybe I don't even know who he is." Well, despite the fact that you can't seem to make up your mind on your opinion, it really doesn't matter. The Howse of Hoff has very little to do with David Hasselhoff. We're a group of people who enjoy laughing at silly things and committing general acts of tomfoolery. If you feel that this description also fits you, the Cult of Hoff might just be for you!

"But Cherry," you say, and I really wish you'd stop inserting yourself into my posts, "aren't cults a bad thing? Is this really a cult? Do you guys wear Snuggies?" The answers to that are "generally," "no," and "you cannot prove that," respectively.

"Okay, Cherry," you say as I raise a gun to my head, preparing to silence your ever-present voice once and for all, "I think I'm starting to get the picture. But I'm still somehow intimidated by this thread. References to aging actors, religious fanatics, and blankets that make you look dumb make me uncomfortable." Well, unfortunately (fortunately for you, you evil mind-spawn) my gun isn't loaded so I've got a moment to respond to your concerns before this is all over. There is really nothing to be intimidated by, we're quite friendly people. Joke around with us, we won't bite you!

"I can't let you do that, Cherry" you say, halting my arm as I load my pistol. You're also not opening the pod bay doors or something, because apparently we're in space.



Jackets are optional, but a sense of humor is required.

Yay. Mr Greggory has pride of place - nods appreciatively-
Bailey's eggnog anyone?

Yes, please! Nothing more festive than a drunk group of teetotallers!

I've always held that imaginary eggnog is more potent.

Hoffmas: The most radical time of the year
http://www.mychemicaltoilet.com/santa_hoff.jpg

Haha, awesome picture. :P

There is a Hoff picture for every occasion, it seems.

Hoff is the reason for the season, after all.

Hoffmas truly is the best holiday.


And here I said this thread wasn't about Hoff that much. :lol:

We could change the topic to one of the other issues of merit, Howse wise. Pokemon, Boosh, Tampons, Shoes, Bailey's?

I read Boosh as boobs. :oops: We could talk about boysssss and shoessss and booobssss and our periodsssss! And then we can paint each other's nails and braid each other's hair! \o/

So we're not gonna braid eachother's nails? o.O

Of course we are! And I hope you brought the hair paint too! D:

Does glitter and sprinkles count? o.O

Only if I'm allowed to make glitter cupcakes and sprinkle confetti before we put them in our hair!

You're going to put cupcakes in Flink's hair?

OMGYES. PLZ.

*the pillow fight that never actually happens at slumber parties*

*except I have a memory foam pillow so it's not very fun to be whacked with*

-eats Cherry's pillow?- Nomnomnom.

@Flink- I have grand plans of replacing your hair with a bunch of cupcakes! >:D

*hits Cherry in the face with a giant cupcake*

Flink thinks Mene needs a cupcake hair item...

Anna - *hits in the cupcake with a giant face*

... Ew... :gonk:

Flink - I think there's a cupcake on the head in the cuppycake clan item from last year.

And there's a cupcakeish hat! You could go bald and put that on and then have a cupcake for hair! 8D

@Cherry- I feel so violated. :cry:

It wasn't dirty! You're holding a cupcake!