Bakehouse of Horrors
 

Do you like my cooking, do you?! *giggles*

I made some yummilicous special cookies for Halloween that I'll share if you come to chat to me ^.^

I like cookies. Cookies are good.

These ones aren't >.<

I doubt that they're any worse than the ones I've made in my past.

I have some baking horror stories. >>; I can screw up cookies out of a insta-mix bag, okay? ;w; So if it makes you feel any better, your cookies are probably better than mine.

v.v *should have just gotten the premade ones* D:

But... I like cookies. All cookies are good.

Oooh cookies?

I love cookies.
I want to make some, but I don't make very good ones..
Except maybe oatmeal. Those were pretty awesome last time.

Vicky just made me hungry. D:

@ Janv - xD My cookies aren't good. <3 In fact, the US Government has come to ask if they can have my cook up some weapons of mass destruction. I accepted, they offered me quite the price, but I blew up the research facility I was supposed to be making 'em at...

Hello Vicky. You do make very good cookies.

Dystopia, really?!! D:

@ Dystopia - Your cookies can blow things up? I'm pretty sure that's beyond good, that's amazing. *.*

Yay! Cookies!! ^___^

@ Vicky - *nods* v.v
And please don't shame me for participating in the creation of weapons. D: I was a young child and they offered me Turkish Delights. Who am I to refuse Turkish Delights? If it makes you feel any better, I think the research facility I destroyed set back our offensive technology a few years.

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@ Janv - xD What, you want to eat exploding cookies?

Pfft, these booger cookies aren't all that nifty. :roll:
I WANT SOME REAL PASTRY PLEASURE, VICKY DARLING!~
I thought you LOVED your patrons! :gonk:
Where do you keep the good stuff? :'<

@ Dystopia -
Don't feel bad, I do too. lol

I swear those things just always burn. >.<
And even if they dont they go hard. I have to eat them hot or not eat them at all.

Good thing they're so yummy warm.

@ Dystopia - Obviously not, I'd give them to my friends to eat, duh. =3

@ Facade - Hay baby.

@ Glam - o_o I'm not even sure what happened to mine... They like, went all over the tray and ended up looking like a cross between pancakes and burnt cookies... They tasted okay, somehow, once we managed to peel it off the tray. >>;

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@ Janv - O_o; With friends like you...

Anna... I'll make sure to save your cookies for my enemies! -nods-

ANNA! :hug:
-clingrape-

@ Kale - ;w; You might want to make them eat fast, they tend to explode at unexpected times.

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@ Facade - N-not there! Ahh!

rofl.

Yeah, well baking can be unpredictable. All the more fun though. :p

D: I wish i can make cookies. Last time i did, they burnt. >.<;;

@ Dystopia - Hey, are you judging me? First impressions aren't always true. You got to go deeper than that.

=P

Hello Vicky. Nice to meet you. Finally I met another person I hadn't met yet. Hello everyone else.

@ Glam - >>; Yeah, what's baking without a dose of deadly?

@ Janv - D: Plots of murder are deeper than skin!

Awh. I wish I could make cookies, mine always end up burnt :(