The Roundrobin of Insanity
 

3-10 word limit. The crazier the better! Please include the previous line to keep the story understandable. Quoting would be preferable.

Here is the start.---------

There once was a shirt, which was worn by.....

a Pimpin' Platyapus that was quite.......

Indeed...

funny in the head. The shirt was royal purple....

And the pants were orphan blue.....

they were a present from his Mom....

A present for what? I'm not quite sure:sarcasm:

...for his birthday, which was last week. Also....

...He had also gotten a new cane to match....

....As well as a new pair of shoes from his aunt...

.....which he wore even though they hurt his flat feet.....

and gave him serious grief...

...especially since he walked a mile a day to.....

his super secret base/cribb

...where he perniciously was hatching a plan....

To block out the sun...

because he hated sunburns....

For it hurt is skin quite awfully...

so he was filled with rage! ....

And with his rage he planned to take out the sun with...

...His super subsonic quantum solar eradicator...

...also known as the SSQSE, or Squish affectionally.

But he had to wait until high noon or else

...it would explode into pieces.

... and that would make him very sad:(...