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My Dearest Chance - A poem
My Dearest Chance, what happened to you? You started out sweet but then turned to poo.. For three days straight, you were so kind I racked in the points, which I didn't mind.. My Dearest Chance, why are you doing this? Oh those 5 points, I've starting to miss.. You made me think we were really good But then you let me down, I knew you would.. My Dearest Chance, I thought what we had was sincere But now I am just sitting over here.. Cursing you, hating you, smacking the screen Gosh you make me sound so mean.. My Dearest Chance, I'm going to keep pestering you So get used to it you stupid pile of poo.. Okay, I'm done. [rofl] Enjoy my wonderful poem and have a nice day. [XD] |
oh behave |
*sniffle* *stands up and claps vigorously*
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You guys are fast. [rofl]
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likme a bunnie ---------- Post added 05-05-2016 at 12:59 PM ---------- ppp[bunny] |
You're silly!
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hummy is on way too much coffee |
Hummy had way too much coffee. ppp[bunny]
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Ahaha, bad caffeine! [pbnj]
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if that bunny and that banana went to the club together.. what do you think would happen?
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what about them gurlies?!
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Ooohh! I hadn't read this loverly poem yet XD
Chance has always hated my computer :) |
it was fantastic. last line needs a touch of work though. it didn't flow smoothly in my head like the rest did. xD
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*snaps fingers*
bravo |
that is a hilarious poem
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Velvet, your poem to Chance has to be the sweetest and certainly the most accurate poem ever posted on Menewsha. To show my appreciation, I am going to give you some pointers in dealing with this loathsome worm we call Chance.
1. I never go for the gusto and attempt to win all five rounds. Instead I try to win two rounds and hold my horses there and collect my winnings. 2. If I lose on an opening round to a two, then I collect my winnings after only one round in the next session. This, of course, after several vile threats are uttered by me to Chance. Always keep in my that while threats and curses may serve you well, nothing cuts more deeply than sarcasm. "I'm sorry, Chance. I keep forgetting that an ace IS 76% more likely to come up when facing a deuce than any other card in the deck. Thank you for that little lesson in mathematics once again." There it is. I hope my pointers have been helpful. Have a great day. |
Awesome poem [:D]
but this event, chance has been good to me [heart] |
that's great Maha, sweetie |
Chance hates me too!!! I almost always lose, there was only one time I actually made it to round 5. XD
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